
(there's more, cuz she responds, and he accuses her of lying and says that HE KNOWS WHAT LONG SULTRY GAZES LOOK LIKE xD )
Neways, I honestly shouldn't mock him because I understand, b/c something similar happened to me when I was out at Starbucks today.
Today at Starbucks, the barista (who was a pretty decent looking guy to start with) was wearing these super cute reindeer antler things xD Like green and red festive with bells. And I told him how cute they were and he was rly nice to me and stuff. But he's nice to OTHER customers too! *GASP* TEASE! THOSE ANTLERS ARE JUST TO ATTRACT GIRLS WHO LIKE CUTE THINGS! I'm gonna go and ask him out tomorrow and if he says no, I'll have PROVED what a teasing antler slut he is!
Isn't that AWFUL!? WHAT A F-ING ANTLER TEASE! HE WAS NICE TO OTHER CUSTOMERS! AS IF THOSE ANTLERS WEREN'T JUST FOR ME!
And you know what's worse than that?
I told the above to my fellow beta female, Trish and she pointed out something even MORE heinous and deceptive that he did! He pretended to be a deer, and he's obviously not one, but he LED ME ON TO BELIEVE HE WAS! I should follow him home and shoot him like the deer he pretended to be. He asked for it. Don't wear deer antlers if you don't want to be treated like a deer.
F-ing entitled antler-wearing men, they want all the rights to wear antlers and no responsibilities.
I should follow him home and shoot him like the deer he pretended to be
ReplyDeleteYou totally ripped that off from the furries episode of CSI. :P
Love this xD
ReplyDelete@jfpbookworm They did that? o_O I don't watch CSI xD (honestly, I've never seen a single episode of CSI xD )
ReplyDeleteTeasing antler slut is my new favorite phrase.
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